Monday, sometime in marchmongoose
Carnegie CrabappleCarnegie Crabapple was well and truly drunk, again. His evening had largely consisted of intermittent bursts of hilarity and long draughts of a local speciality known as “Krakatoa Mark II’s”.Carnegie Crabapple
The effect of drinking a “Krakatoa”, it has been reported, is equivalent to having an irate velociraptor charging around your innards, followed by an egg being cracked slowly and deliberately on one’s head, allowing for the yolk to drip uncomfortably down one’s neck. The next seconds have been likened to having a hundred lemons squeezed into one’s mouth, before being doused in a truckload of sugar cane. The exact ingredients of this potent
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